Brosophagus

Your esophagus
has opinions.

Scan any food — barcode, photo, or just tell it. Brosophagus checks it against your heartburn & EoE triggers and gives you a straight answer. With jokes.

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Chili and garlic headed my way — I respect the heat, let's ride.
The Brosophagus mascot — a happy cartoon stomach with googly eyes
How it works

Tell it what sets you off.
Then scan everything.

Onboard with your conditions — heartburn/GERD, EoE — and your personal trigger foods. Every scan gets judged against your list, not some generic one.

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Scan anything

Barcode, a photo of the dish, the ingredients label — or just dictate what you're about to eat.

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Verdicts with receipts

Not just yes/no — it names the exact offending ingredient and why it's a problem for you.

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A comedian down there

Every scan comes with commentary from your esophagus. It punches at the food, never at you.

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Moods that track your day

Eat clean all day and the little guy puts on sunglasses. Flare up, and he's visibly not okay.

The verdicts

Three answers. Zero lectures.

✓ Bro-approved
Plain rolled oats
"Clean as a whistle. Nothing in here should light you up. Send it."
! Proceed with caution
Trail mix, "may contain milk"
"Mostly fine, but there's a 'may contain' plot twist on the label. Your call, champ."
✕ Hard pass
Nutella
"Straight-up skimmed milk powder — a direct hit on your dairy trigger. Put it back on the shelf."
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Brosophagus is coming to the App Store. Drop a line and you'll get exactly one email when it ships — from a human, not a funnel.

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